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Deceit: alright , I've had it ! You're in time out . Get on top of the fridge ! Get up there !
Virgil : this house is a fucking nightmare !
Remus , bursting out of the fridge : did someone say nightmare?
Virgil & deceit: * both screaming *
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Roman , flirting with Patton : flirting is part of my blood .
Patton : what does that mean ?
Virgil : his brother is a slut too .
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Patton : I feel like I seek validation from my family and friends , but when I don't find it , I dump my problems on people I hardly know in hopes that they can help me somehow. What do you think ?
McDonald's drive through worker :......
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Logan : did it hurt ?
Roman, blushing : when I fell from heav- ?
Logan : when you fell on your face , I saw you fall on your face . Everyone saw .
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Patton : there's only one thing worse than being sad .
Patton : * rips paper down to reveal " Virgil being sad "* boom .
Virgil :* gasps * me .
Patton : no-
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Deceit: Remus , where are you ?
Remus ,from above him : want me to flop on you again ?
Deceit: you bastard , you're on the ceiling.
Remus : * divebombs him , tackles him to the ground with kisses * I'm on the ceiling, my blind slithery boy .
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Remus : hey Dee , why don't foot fetishist ever win anything?
Deceit: no Remus no again -
Remus : because they like the taste of defeat .
Deceit: * deeply inhales*
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Genie : and for your 3rd wish ?
Patton , slamming his fork down after Finishing his 2nd batch of cookies : take a wild guess !
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Remus : hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play trumpet ?
Deceit: why ?
Remus : I wanna wonder around the common place and annoy the light sides .
Deceit: technically you don't actually have to know how to play for that .
Remus : you have opened my eyes , deedee .
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Virgil : asjkfshsjkfhjlab .
Logan : what is that ?
Virgil : I keyboard smash .
Logan : how do I do it ?
Virgil : just press anything.
Logan : 7
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