Remus : " a child asked me why I am so tall , so I said , " ' it's because they watered me ' " .
Janus : " OH MY GOD , THAT'S HILARIOUS!"
Remus : "I wonder what the child did .."
Janus : " pretty sure he threw water on himself "
Remus : " he wants to grow . I'm gonna help him "
Janus : he must grow . Sometimes , you have to do your own photosynthesis "
Remus : " plants grow up by photosynthesis all by themselves. Why can't a child do it aswell ?"
Janus : " exactly " * talking as if that child is in front of him * " drink some chlorophyll and make your own ENERGY!
Remus : " be the sun's son , you little fucker "
Janus : " make like a plant AND GROW !"
Remus : " it's not that hard , Jesus Christ "
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Logan : how many snakes do you even own ?!
Remus : well , seventeen in the animal type and one in the boyfriend type .
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Logan : are you sure you're not sick ?
Virgil : not more than normal .
Logan : wait , you're normally sick ?
Virgil : ah, fuck , I've outed myself .
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Logan : I'm in love with a snake .
Janus : fitting seeing as I'm in love with a human sized crow .
Logan: you said you wouldn't bring that up unless I stole something shiny again !
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Janus : what is he doing ?
Logan : Don't worry it's fine .
Janus : Remus is literally about to explode that table , it's not fine !
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Roman , to Virgil : why is a metaphor about Santa being morally grey so integral to your entire being ?
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Patton : so the two of you got kicked out of the movies ? What for ?
Janus : Remus was yelling diving scores during titanic as people jumped off the boat .
Remus : that last guy was a solid 8 let me tell you .
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Patton : I'm cold
Janus : * gives him his lil cape *
Logan : I'm cold
Remus : * set a forest on fire and gathers marshmallows for s'mores *
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Logan : Remus please bathe ?
Logan : * throws a bottle of soap at Remus *
Remus : oh thanks . * opens it and starts drinking it like a water bottle *
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Janus : how much is the rent for this fantastic apartment?
Employee: sir , this is the red wine aisle of the liquor store...
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
