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Virgil : you should treat spiders nicely , because they have feelings too!
Patton : virge, I hear , you , but spiders should be killed without hesitation.
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Patton : I'm cold .
Deceit: * looking at Patton smugly in his comfy jacket * well , sucks to be you
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Patton: Name one thing you can't live without .
Roman : Virgil
Virgil : MeMes.
Roman :...
Virgil :...
Virgil : * dabs *
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Virgil , into a megaphone after deceit was annoying him : everyone deceits real name is bitch . Please call him that exclusively from now on .
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Roman : shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Virgil : ...sure .
Roman : thou art hot as fuck .
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Patton : here , have a nice hot cup of coffee!
Logan : this isn't hot .
Patton : have a nice cup of coffee !
Logan : it's not very nice either .
Patton : have a cup of coffee.
Logan : this isn't even coffee pa-
Patton : JUST. TAKE . THE. BEVERAGE.
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Patton : bro, what's your biggest fantasy ?
Roman : to be kissed in the rain . What about yours ?
Patton : to be ... that someone .
Roman : Bro .
Patton :Bro .
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Patton : * sends Virgil a meme *
Virgil : * laughs * nice one !
Patton : I've wanted to show you this for ages but I kept forgetting .
Virgil : pat, you already sent me this before .
Patton : OH.
Patton : I forgot hehe .
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Patton : can I go to the bathroom ?
Logan : it's may .
Patton : no , it's March .
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Roman : I'm sad .
Virgil : I swear to god , I will cuddle you so hard if you say that one more time .
Roman : I'm depressed.
Virgil : * hugging Roman tightly * I swear to god Roman .
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