Patton : I'm like a bowl with holes .
Deceit: explain
Patton : I can hold some happiness for a bit of time but then it'll all pour out and I'll be empty again just trying to fill it back up and keep it but it never truly stays .
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Logan : care to sit ? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves .
Deceit: calling me the devil ? How original, Logan .
Logan : actually, I was calling you a goat . You goat .
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Remus : oh man , that's some good wine ... I'm getting horny man .
Patton : you okay , kiddo ?
Remus: is dad becoming daddy ?
Patton , flustered : kiddo ?! No !!
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Logan , blushing his hair after he get out of the shower : I look like I'm about to ask someone to join the Mormon church...
Remus , jokingly playing with the ends of Logan's wet hair : hello I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior... it's called my dick. Perhaps you've heard of it ?
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Logan : if one of you makes one mistake on this project then I will go on autopilot mode .
All the sides except Virgil : ...
Virgil : what does he mean by that ?
Patton : autopilot mode is when we will be on our own for a week and if we make a mistake during that week then Logan would not be there to fix that mistake .
Roman : deceit will be the replacement of Logan and he will purposely make it worse.
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Remus : * doing tiktok dances *
Logan : what are you doing ?
Remus : * knowing that the other sides would kill him if he showed Logan tiktok dances * dancing ! , wanna join ?
Logan : sure , I don't see why not .
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Patton : so how will we make Logan sleep ?
Roman : I don't know :/
Deceit: " I know"
Remus : watch a pro do it .
Deceit, Patton ,& Roman : then do it !
Remus : * goes up to Logan & scratches his head like a cat *
Logan : what? * starts to fall asleep *
Remus : scratches Logan's hard slower *
Logan : * sleeps *
Deceit, Patton , & Roman : :0
Patton : Logan is like a cat !?
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Roman : Remus , I'm little & everyone's busy , hug me ?
Remus : * clings to Roman and snuggles him *
Remus : I love my baby brother . We can watch coco and Mona and tangled and color and take a nap and eat some snackies . Does that sound good ?
Roman : * clings onto him * favorite brother .
Remus : I'm your only brother , Roro .
Roman : best brother , Rere .
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Deceit: update , I may or may not be in a cult .
Deceit: update number two , I may or may not be the new leader of a aforementioned cult .
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Roman : what are you thinking about ?
Remus : was just thinking that what if what we see now is an illusion by breathing in oxygen , and when we take drugs and trip that is the real world , that is why drugs were made illegal.
Roman : ....
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
