Patton : why are you on the floor ?
Roman : I'm depressed .
Roman: also I've been stabbed can you get Logan .
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Patton : if "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom" ?
Virgil : is-
Virgil : is that a pun-
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Virgil : today feels like a holiday .
Logan : you're right . I just don't know how to explain it .
Virgil : but it's not a holiday .
Patton : so let's make it one !
Roman : yeah, today is Roman day, enjoy yourselves mothers and fuckers !
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Virgil : when you came back into my life , I did not like you .
Deceit: I am aware of that .
Virgil : but once we spent some time together...
Deceit: uh-huh?
Virgil : it did not get better .
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Thomas : small creatures are way more vicious . It's because there's less room to contain their anger .
Logan : that's ridiculous. Name one example of this .
Roman : spiders .
Remus : terriers .
Virgil : deceit.
Deceit:hey !
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Roman : * pretends to throw a toy to Ellie the snake and laughs *
Deceit: you'll regret that one day .
Roman : why ?
Deceit: Ellie holds grudges.
[ many years later at deceit's & Roman's wedding]
Priest : does anyone here know why these two should not be wed ?
Ellie , from the back of the room : HISSS!
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Virgil, with a hairbrush using it like a microphone : and now with his daily wisdom , Logan ! What wisdom do you have for us today ?
Logan , who in fact was not ready for this :uh...
Logan : you shouldn't demonized cats because they aren't dogs , when they are in fact doing there best ??
Virgil , actually tearing up at Logan's surprising softness : you hread it here folks ! Good stuff ! Good stuff !
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Logan : you existence is confusing .
Remus : how ?
Logan : your presence is irritating, but the thought of something bad happening to you bothers me .
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Remus : you fuckers don't know about my knife stick . It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon .
Virgil : spear .
Remus : blocked .
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Remus : H2O ? More like H2 hoe !
Logan : * not paying attention * well water does mix with everything.
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
Fiksi PenggemarNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
