Roman: you're my brother , I'd die for you !
Remus : not if I die for you first !
Roman : you wouldn't dare !
Thomas :are the always like this ?
Logan : Yes.
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Roman: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line .
Patton : Go ahead
Roman : tooth hurty .
Patton : when is the best time to go to the dentist?
Roman : you complete me .
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Remus : say yes to drugs .
Patton : say no to drugs .
Logan : it doesn't matter what you tell drugs
Logan : because if you're talking to drugs , you're taking drugs .
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Remus , laying next to Logan in bed : I wanna start a cult .
Logan , already half asleep : 'bout what ?
Remus : pinecones .
Logan : Hmm?
Remus : like we'd plant pinecones , and wonder what will come of them .
Logan , even more asleep : trees , trees come ith .
Remus , snuggling up to Logan before running his fingers through his hair : you're the god of this cult now, you know the secrets of pinecones! I'll praise and worship you . What do you want ?
Logan , now fully asleep and mumbling in his sleep as he curls up close to Remus : Mmmm...you .
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Remus : Janus !
Janus : what ?
Remus : I love you .
Janus : I love you too, you chaotic trash rat .
Remus , smiling brightly : aw , you love me .
Janus, burying his face in his book blushing darkly : yeah, sure .
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Logan : sir , I was informed that you have pot in your vehicle.
Remus : oh you mean this ?* pulls out a flower pot *
Logan : oh my mistake, what are you growing ?
Remus : weed.
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Janus : Remus ! Why is the bathroom flooded and have 5 ducks swimming in it ?!?
Remus : they were lonely !
Janus :...
Remus :....
Janus : what's their names ?
Remus : ok so that's ones -
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Virgil : * squishing Roman's face between two pieces of bread idiot sandwich style * what are you ?!
Roman : a snack .
Virgil : No!
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Roman , quietly : Logan , can you read me a story ?
Logan : you're regressed again?
Roman : yeah .
Logan : why didn't you tell anyone ? Did you eat anything for dinner ?
Roman : No. I was scared to bother anyone .
Logan : okay , dinner time them bedtime stories.
Roman : but it's really late . It's ten .
Logan : and you need to eat or you'll pass out first thing tomorrow morning. So let's go make food , I'm kinda hungry too.
Roman: up.
Logan , picking him up : of course princess .
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Remus , about Logan : he just fed my chickens on FarmVille ... I guess that's his way of saying thanks for sex.
Roman: ...
Roman : it's 4 in the morning .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
