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Patton , on a Facebook post : tell me your favorite memory of me , then share this so I can return the favor !
Roman : I don't have memories, dad , is it not simply enough that I love you ?
Remus : Alzheimer's is gonna be pretty magical .
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Deceit: one of the biggest struggles is just constantly red is covering the fact that people have sex  and actively seek it out . That it just happens to others .
Deceit: intellectually you know it's a thing that is just a part of daily life . But then it just hits you that it is a part of daily life .
Deceit: like you can just be doing homework, browsing the internet, cooking , whatever... and that fact just hits and it just clicks in your head . You immediately stop whatever your doing to complete life and the meaning of the universe, I swear  I somehow get super powers and can see the entire galaxy every time this happens.
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Remy: Ehh, you know , in another lifetime , you and i would've made a hot ass couple .
Deceit: agreed .
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Remus or deceit: note to self , your neighbor's do not find it amusing when you put on your renaissance outfit and roll your wheelbarrow through the street calling " bring out yer dead !" At 7am .
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Roman , after a bad audition : listen , sometimes life doesn't go your way , and that's okay . Am I gonna let this one failure define my worth as a human being ?
Roman : yes. Absolutely.
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Logan : study hard , stay in school , go to college.
Virgil : I , for one , perfer to roll across the plains and spread the good word about memes .
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Virgil : these are practice for my final exams , and they're kicking my butt . I can't get better than 70 % .
Roman : c minus , the perfect grade . You pass , but you're still hot .
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The light side :....
The dark sides appearing out of thin air : our new album is called " try to ban our asses ?"
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Patton : do you think you guys take your aesthetics alittle to far sometimes ?
Deceit , reclining in a gold and black throne , sipping black liquid in a wine glass : no , I don't think so , why?
Remus , creating an eldeitch abomination with  tentacles, teeth , and a love craftion aura of horror : nah , why do you say that ?
Roman , dramatically strutting through a castle wearing a blood red ball gown and holding a  sword : absolutely not . ___________________________
Thomas : so what do you guys wanna eat ?
Remus : the souls of the innocent
Patton : a bagel
Remus : Nooooo!
Patton : two bagels .

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