Hamilton Oneshots

cute little hcs , wait no -

less yearning this time

( if you see any worth a full one shot , lmk )

LEEBURY
Lee places a small kiss on Samuel's cheek, barely touching the corner of his mouth.
"If you're going to kiss me, commit to it"
"If you insist"
Lee lays a full kiss on Samuel

Platonic!LEEBURR
Burr: Jesus Christ, you look like a mess, what time did you go to bed at?
Lee: I passed out at like 11:30
Burr: That isn't so bad-
Lee: Then I woke up an hour later and played Mario Kart until 4:30 am
Burr:
Lee: I have accepted my fate of a lectu-
Burr: hOW DARE YOU PLAY MARIO KART WITHOUT ME-

Washing-dad
Washington: I'm not going to be mad, but why the hell do you have fake ID's?
Lafayette and Alexander: * soft mumbling *
Washington: What did you say?
Lafayette: You have to be over 18 to hold puppies at Petco
Washington: ._.

ok , now back to yearning

KINGLEE
King, texting: I gotta go to bed
Lee, quietly to himself: You unfair British person, I cannot stand a minute when you're gone, don't fucking go to bed, goddamnit, I will delete timezones so we can be awake at appropriate times and talk with each other for longer
Lee, texting: Sleep well 🥰
Samuel, over hearing what Lee said: Jesus Christ, go get some fresh air

LEERENS
Lee, mid-arguement, really pissed: Jesucristo, ¿qué carajo? ¿Quién diablos te dejó caminar por esta gran tierra verde? Tu es un criatura vil, pero caliente.
Laurens: I know Spanish, dumbass. You're vile yet hot too.
Lee: Oh, mierda
Laurens: I win, see you after class.

( broken spanish and google translate went into that , dont @ me on it )

KINGSBURY
King: I am head over heels in love with you, please marry me one day.
Sam: Huh?? I wasn't paying attention
King: MURDER- I WAS TALKING ABOUR MURDER
Sam: *concerned friend noise*

HAMBURR
Burr: * hums along to a song with his earbuds in *
Hamilton: ... Are you listening to Taylor Swift?
Burr: The real question is how the fuck did you know her from humming?
Hamilton: Touché

Dad Burr
Burr: * comes back from the bathroom, seeing a fire has started *
Burr: Do I even want to know what happened?
Hamilton:
Jefferson:
Hamilton: IT'S JEFFERSON'S FAULT
Jefferson: IT'S HAMILTON'S FAULT
Lafayette: I DID IT- not the fire, but I made them fight because it's funny.
Burr: I need a fucking break.

LEEBURY
Lee: * walking his dog *
Samuel: Didn't I see you like half an hour ago? With a different dog?
Lee: Probably, I don't know
Samuel: ...Do you run a dog walking business?
Lee: Nope. I just have 12 dogs.
Samuel: hOW MANY -?
Lee: 12.
Samuel: Well, you are hot, and I could get used to the dogs.

LAFLEE
Lafayette: * angrily yelling in French *
Lee: * is confused * What's wrong?
Lafayette: Not now, mon amor, Alexander did some stupid, uh, merde.
Lee: Why didn't you tell me, I'd join you in yelling
Lafayette: * concerned yet happy his boyfriend is supportive *

JAMILTON
Alex: NOT TO MENTION THE TIME YOU ABSOLUTELY-
Thomas: You talk too much. Listen to Burr.
Alex: yOU DID NOT JUST CUT ME OFF
Thomas: Oh, yeah, I did
Burr: And that was the day Thomas ceased to exist