requests: no, no more writing this
i write too much
and vent a lot into writing
minimal proof reading and inconsistent updates
angst ✓
fluff ✓
smut ×
unhealthy amounts of leerens and leebury one shots ✓
what each hamilton character would do if handed a child
hamilton - " what the - " * proceeds to take care of kid *
laurens - " uhh , hi child " * awkwardly holds the kid *
burr - " you sweet little baby , where are your parents ? "
lafayette - " baby !! bonjour ! "
mulligan - * loses kid in 0.2 seconds *
angelica - * takes care of the kid while looking for their parents *
eliza - * takes the kid and raises them as her own *
peggy - " WHY IS THERE A CHILD GERE ???? "
samuel - * brain crash *
king george - * gives the kid to samuel *
washington - * basically adopts the kid *
lee - " WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT CUSS AROUND THE KID ??? " * still takes care of the kid and is pretty protective of them *
jefferson - " uhhhhhhhh " * holds the kid very far away *
madison - * tries to avoid them so they dont get sick *
philip - * gives the kid to eliza for help *
maria - * holds the kid close and takes them with her *
james reynolds - " no " * leaves *
eacker - " .... what the hell ? "
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now heres what happens when a kid calls them dad / mom on accident
hamilton - " wh - ... where are your parents ? "
laurens - " nOPE - "
burr - " yes ? whats wrong ? "
lafayette - " oui ? do you know where your parents are ? "
mulligan - * leaves *
angelica - * assumes theyre talking to someone else *
eliza - * grand theft child *
peggy - " ....... hello ? "
samuel - * freezes and looks for other adults *
king george - " no "
washington - " ALEXANDER , MY SON !!!!!! NO - I DONT CARE IF ITS AN ACCIDENT , YOU CALLED ME DAD !!!! "
lee -
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jefferson - " im not your dad "
madison - * tries to find the parents before even addressing the kid *
philip - " n - no !!!! i cant - what ?! "
maria - * finds the mother immediately and has the mother handle the kid *
james reynolds - * gone by the first sound *
eacker - " huh ? no , im not dad "
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little discussion for the comments -
have you ever met someone whos an apologist for james reynolds ?? like ive seen apologists for every hamilton " villian " , im a lee and seabury one myself , and theres plenty of jefferson and burr apologists , as well as a few eacker ones , but never james reynolds . i just find it funny we all agree hes a huge asshole
