Hamilton Oneshots

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rating hamilton characters based on if they would say bestie

alexander hamilton 4/10
said it often until he accidentally said it to washington. never uttered it again after

aaron burr 2/10
might say it to mock someone
would definitely say "talk less, smile more, bestie" when meeting hamilton

john laurens 9/10
definitely says it all the time
if he was alive during hamilton and burrs duel, he wouldve told hamilton "dont do it bestie, it aint worth it"

hercules mulligan 3/10
might say it to explain its meaning to washington, lafayette, etc

lafayette 7/10
would say it all the time once he learns it
might say it in horrible circumstances
"these british besties are going to lose the war" "laf, u dont call the enemy a bestie"

angelica schuyler 5/10
pretty good shot she'd say it
"im a trust fund bby, u can trust me"
"bestie, just no"

eliza schuyler 4/10
probs wont say it too often unless shes excited

peggy schuyler 10/10
def says it and appropriately too
need i say more?

samuel seabury 2/10
confused af
"i-im not ur bestie, wth?"

king george iii 1/10
doesnt understand
"samuel! what does 'c u l-8-r, bestie' mean? its from the americans!"

george washington 0/10
absolutely no understanding
"...bestie? what are u talking abt?" "NOTHING, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" "...like when u called me dad?" "SHUT UP"

charles lee 2/10
knows it, but refuses to say it
"STOP CALLING ME BESTIE, WE'RE IN A DUEL!"

philip hamilton 8/10
might say it, but when he does, its incredibly appropriate
@ eacker "idk bestie, what u said was kinda over the line"

thomas jefferson 3/10
only says it during cabinet meetings to piss off hamilton
"bestie, who provided those funds?" "DAMNIT JEFFERSON" "france"

james madison 4/10
uses it a bit, but definitely not as spiteful as jefferson

maria reynolds 6/10
would use it on everyone
"bestie, how can u say no to this? 😏😏"

for the hell of it , john adams 0/10
too salty
"bestie is not a workplace term, stfu"