im sad bc i finished the entirety of community and theres yet to be a movie , so
" POP POP !! " mulligan ( original is magnitude )
" tvs the best dad there is . tv never came home drunk , tv never left me at the zoo , tv never abused or insulted me " hamilton ( original is jeff )
" i painted a tunnel on the side of the library . when it dries , im going for it " laurens ( original is abed )
" im confused ..... when do we get our ice cream ? " lafayette ( original is pierce )
" knock knock ! whos there ? cancer ! oh good ! come on in , i thought it was lee ! " lee ( original is britta )
" john and alex in the morning ! " john and alex ( original is troy and abed )
( mention of suicide )
" the next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned , by name , in my suicide note " burr ( original is jeff )
" girls are supposed to dance , thats why god gave them parts that jiggle " any man in winters ball ( original is troy )
" EXCUSE ME FOR BEING THE ONLY MARRIED [MAN] IN A GROUP OF HORNY TOADS WHO SIT AROUND ALL NIGHT MAKING GOOGLY EYES AT EACH OTHER ! " burr ( original is shirley )
" how bout i pound you like a boy !? - that didnt come out right " laurens ( original is troy )
" kind people are always kind ! not when its just easy ! " eliza ( original is shirley )
" this is why the english never win any [wars] , everyone else cheats !! " king george ( original is ian )
" i dont have an ego !! my facebook photo is a landscape ! " jefferson ( original is jeff )
" PIZZA PIZZA , GO IN TUMMY , ME SO HUNGEE ME SO HUNGEE " lets be honest , all of the main 4 in act 1 ( original is britta )
" my names alex !! " hamilton ( original is star bur- i mean , alex )
* alexander bleeding out *
" hes a hamilton , hes faking " ( burr )
* cut to alexanders funeral *
( original is jeff w / pierces father )
" i have a confession , im a lesbian , which is why ive never hit on alexander " peggy ( original is frankie )
now imma cry for the lACK OF A MOVIE !!
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Hamilton Oneshots
Fanfictionrequests: no, no more writing this i write too much and vent a lot into writing minimal proof reading and inconsistent updates angst ✓ fluff ✓ smut × unhealthy amounts of leerens and leebury one shots ✓
