Hamilton Oneshots

MY SON?!?! // lams

lol , jk , its leerens , but like ,,,, ex lams , sooooo , i didnt really lie

"John fucking Laurens, what the hell did you do to our son?" Alexander asked over the phone.

"Not sure what you mean, what did I do?" John said, glad that Alexander couldn't see his smirk that he held.

"Philip won't stop singing that Henry Danger theme song," Alexander said, sounding tired.

"CHARLES!" John screamed, getting his boyfriend's attention.

"Yeah?" Charles asked, leaning into the room.

"How much of that show did you show Philip?" John asked, covering his phone.

"We only finished the first season, why? Does he want to watch more?" Charles asked, looking for the kid.

"Nah, Alexander is just upset because he keeps singing the theme," John laughed. Charles laughed too and stepped closer to the phone.

"Hey there, I promise we only watched a season of it, and not all 5," Charles said into the phone.

"YOU HAD PHILIP FOR 2 DAYS??" Alexander yelled through the phone.

"I know, quite impressive. I think he likes Jasper the best," Charles said, laughing a bit. ( ok , but jasper is the best , i said what i said )

"Sometimes I swear you two do this stuff just to annoy me," Alexander said. Charles rolled his eyes and looked up at John.

"Jealous that you didn't get to introduce him to slightly queercoded friends and dumb one liner jokes?" Charles asked, sarcastically.

"No, I'm just annoyed he's going to keep asking me to play that show," Alexander said, already annoyed. Charles laughed and kissed John's cheek.

"Welp, I've annoyed him, mission completed, I'll be upstairs if you need me," Charles said.

"I'll deal with him, see you soon," John said, lightly patting Charles' shoulder. Charles pecked his cheek and walked off.

"You are aware I heard all of that?" Alexander asked.

"I didn't really try to hide it, it's not my fault he finds joy in bothering you," John said.

"...Whatever, just don't make him get obsessed with something that has sexual references," Alexander said, sighing a bit.

"Oh, c'mon, you really think we are that irresponsible? We are gonna wait till he's at least 14 before that," John said, in a teasing manor.

"JOHN LAURENS-" Alexander yelled.

"Haha, good luck. I can't promise anything from Charles," John said, hanging up the phone. He went upstairs and saw Charles looking through Netflix.

"Are you going to start hinting that you want Netflix and Chill?" John asked.

"Nah. Hulu and Cuddles. Except, we're using Netflix because I don't wanna watch ads," Charles said, making room.

"Fair enough," John agreed.

( fun fact - this is technically the 50th chapter ( excluding the opening for like requests and stuff ) and i just rewrote the requests page so it doesnt look like im stumbling and awkward )