What a Melody || Harry Potter x Reader || COMPLETED

Chapter 36

"They're obviously aliens then."

"Joseph that's even more ridiculous than your wizard theory."

"They're all totally reasonable."

"Things like that don't exist. Anyways, how's that 'getting laid' thing going?"

"Going good." He grins, "how's the not running into Harry thing going?"

You huff, "shut up."

He raises his voice up several octaves, "oh every time I go near him I get so embarrassed! I never want t-"

"Shush!" You smack his arm and he stops, laughing. You can't help but laugh with him, his laughter his contagious.

"Anyways, I still can't believe you haven't tried to sleep with someone yet."

"Why would I do that? That's disgusting."

"Whatever. I bet you're as boring in bed as your favorite ice cream flavor anyways."

"Are you ever going to leave me alone about this?"

"Did you think I would? I've been making fun of it for two years now!"

"You're so annoying."

"And you're majorly boring. It's a perfect friendship. Oh look it's Hermione."

You sigh, but follow him as he runs up to her.

Joseph throws an arm around her, "hey!"

She huffs, "hi."

"You seem upset, do aliens have periods?"

"Pardon?"

You roll your eyes and stop Joseph before he can be more of an idiot, "he's being weird. Though you do seem upset."

"It's just Ron."

"You jealous of his girlfriend or something?"

"Girlfriend? He doesn't have a girlfriend, plus why would I be jealous of her if he did."

Joseph snorts, "love, it's clear you like him."

"I do not!"

"Defensive~"

"I-I'm not- I just- I..." she groans, "okay fine maybe a little bit, but that's not important."

You grin, "oh you shouldn't have said that."

"Why not?"

"'Cause you said it to Joseph, who has a terrible habit of butting into others love lives. Only since he has none, of course."

"Might not have a love life, but at least I'm not a virgin."

"Oh shove off."

What house are you all in?

I'm a Ravenclaw