What a Melody || Harry Potter x Reader || COMPLETED

Chapter 50

So idk how to finish this book so this chapter is really just gonna be little skits and wrapping up the story.

I'll post another part explaining what's next.

Joseph Crushing on Fred and George:

"Look all I'm saying is that real friendship is two friends finding some hot twins and both hooking up with one."

"Joseph I'm not going to hook up with some random guy who appeared out of no where to get Ron."

"Fred or George?"

"No."

"Just pick one!"

"Harry."

"He's not an option. Fred or George? You can have one, I'll have the other. If we get a bit confused on who's who then who cares? They look the same."

"Joseph you're a terrible person."

"You know actually," he ignores you, "I think Fred's nose might've been a bit pointier and his smile not as wide and less teeth showing."

"Jesus Christ Joseph."

Joseph Meeting George:

They hook up.

The smut you guys want. Harry and you:

Scene: it's the summer before 7th year.
Author: sucks at writing smut because I suck at life but let's give it a shot. Ya know I debated just taking something from my Tom Riddle sorry and then realized that those are not Harry Potter friendly.
Anyways...

Joseph snorts, "no, no. Just imagine it one more time."

"I've imagined it eighty times! You're bloody insane!" You reply.

Joseph rolls his eyes, "it's pronounced amazing, not insane."

You jab him with your elbow in response, "oh shove off.

He grins again and then seems to remember something, "right. Your wizard wanted to see you."

Wizards, clearly it had took actual convincing for you to believe the whole wizard thing completely. Joseph, desperate for something like that to exist, believed it with no facts or proof.

I just almost typed Percy Jackson for some reason and I really don't know why. I think I'm tired. Imma sleep after school.

"Okay. Where did he say he wanted to meet?"

"His house. Something about the Dursley's being gone forever or something. I only payed a bit of attention." Joseph replies.

"And who was it distracting you?"

He grins, "George Weasley."

"Oh my god Joseph. Not again."

"It's only two times now."

"Have you guys gone out?"

Jospeh scoffs, "dates are for losers. I'll be good with sex."

"You scare me."

You walk towards the Dursley's household.

Harry opens the door when you knock.

"Hey." He leans down and lightly brushes his lips against your cheek.

"Hi Harry." He leads you inside and into his bedroom. "What's up?"

"Look, I want to take our relationship to the next level."

You stand immediately, "Harry I don't think I'm ready to have sex, I mean you're grea-"

"Wait what? Oh! No! I meant just telling you something kind of next level." His face has now turned extremely red.

Joking. I'm too cruel to give smut. Anyways I'll put it in the next book.