Joseph's gonna kill me.
Naturally that's your first thought. He's your best friend and your forever number one priority.
And he told you to stay away from the wizards.
Yet here you are extremely close to a wizard.
Like really close.
Now you weren't expecting this so you kinda just freeze up.
And stand there.
While he kisses you.
What do I do?
"Oh hey! So you guys are finally hooking up?"
Joseph I was trying to figure out what to do, jeez.
Harry jumps slightly, but lets go of you immediately. In less than a second he's about five feet away from you. He stumbled the entire way.
Joseph holds up a bag, "got the snacks for movie night."
"Cool."
"Yeah. Snacks of nice, don't you think Harry."
"Uhm-"
"Unless you prefer eating other things. Like y/n."
"Joseph! It was just a kiss. It wasn't going anywhere!"
"How boring. Like vanilla."
"I'm going to fucking kill you one day."
"I knew you loved me. Anyways, how are you doing Harry? What are you doing here?"
"I'm just here to... talk..."
"Seemed like a heated conversation!" Joseph sends y/n a look.
"He just kinda showed up. Thought it was you at first until I got downstairs."
"Yeah your mum said that if your door wasn't open to say you're grounded. From me. Good news! Your door was open!"
"Grounded from you?"
"Yep. She threatened that."
"How would- actually, never mind."
"Well, Harry. It was... nice... seeing you. And I'm totally cool with you guys hooking up and all-"
"Joseph we weren't-"
"But if you hurt her in anyway, no matter how small, I don't care what you can do, I will break you."
"That's nice." Harry gulps, looking uncomfortable and a bit scared. He awkwardly walks out the door.
A/n: Harry most of this chapter 👁👄👁 🧍♂️
Also I sent my friend this article as of why Voldemort would be a good person to date as a joke and told her "guess I'll be changing my script to Voldy now 🥰🥵💕"
And she thought I was was being serious. She thought I was actually about to go and shift to date Voldemort.
Like thanks for thinking I'm that weird and insane, I guess.
Here's the article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamassey/reasons-to-date-voldemort
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