Chapter 39

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Knowledge always excited Joseph. He's always craved it, always wanted to know everything. Perhaps it was his curiosity that drives him towards impulsive decisions.


I was just walking around, minding my own business, when I found out something absolutely insane.

Walking is something I do lot, unfortunately.

I also wasn't actually minding my own business, but there's no evidence to say otherwise.

Anyways, today was very boring to me, and I've been staying with Y/n ever since the whole 'Oh you're gay? We don't want you' incident with my parents.

But it's cool, no big deal really.

Although ice cream is the love of my life, I was in a hurry to meet a guy.

Crazy, right?

Not really, I hook up with guys all the time.

And sure I want to actually date a guy, but hooking up once or twice or a lot during a week with different people is cool too.

Actually one time, when I was questioning my sexuality in sixth grade, I kissed y/n.

It was disgusting and I didn't like it whatsoever, but it did tell me that I was most definitely not straight. And it gave me my best friend.

That's actually how we met, but that's a story for never. It was awkward and I got detention for a month for doing it. Along with getting grounded for two months. My mom would've made it worse, but my dad had calmed her down and then talked to me later in that day saying how 'proud' he was that I got my first kiss.

That was also the day I got The Talk from him.

I never wanted to die more than that day.

"Hey! Joseph, right?"

"Uh yeah, who are you?"

"Right, sorry. I'm Brian."

And then the actual hook up part happened.

No I will not be going into detail about how it happened.

Now, back to the crazy secret.

I was walking out of the bathroom that Brian and I had been in.

Yes, a bathroom. Romantic, right?

Anyways, it was the park bathroom. So I was walking out of it when I saw Harry and Ron.

Of course I was wondering where Hermione was, since she's my favorite out of them.

Though I would definitely hit Ron and Harry.

Speaking of that, y/n need to get that much over with already. Like sure she and Harry aren't together, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind just kind of, you know...

Right, Ron and Harry.

I was walking towards them, to talk to them, they're okay and all, but I just wanted to know where Hermione was.

And then suddenly two boys appeared out of no where.

I saw quickly that they were twins and hot.

I wanted to go to Paris in that moment. Until I processed that they had just appeared.

How the hell? Let's just watch. It's not spying, just minding my own business... don't mind me. Perfectly normal person here.

"Hello Harry!"

"Gah! What the f-"

One of them covers his mouth.

"What are you guys doing here?"

"Ah we're here to pick up Ron here. Mum wants him home."

"Yeah, sorry mate. It's just mum wants me home for the rest of the summer. She sent me an owl the other day, but didn't give me an exact day. She says you can come too though."

An owl? Who sends owls? What the fu-

"Can't, sorry. But I'll see you in a couple of months."

"Yeah. I'll make sure to write, bye."

"Bye."

And with that Ron disappears with the twins.

Holy shit that's magic right there. There's no way in hell that's possible. Wizards! I knew it wasn't insane!

I wonder if they can make me a wizard...

Shut up.

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