Lady Death Never Sleeps

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*Hate me or don't, I felt need to do this b/c unlike with Heath Ledger (R. I. P.), I've come to feel that it's too soon to be using Cameron Boyce (R. I. P.)*
*Bloom, Bloom-Joseph: King of Dreams; not all lyrics apply.*

Setting: neitherworld...

Instead of going back to her family like she had originally planned, she was forced back to the court of Prince Vince as well as social services before having to traipsing about the neitherworld playing match maker. If she can't find him a princess in the neitherworld, then she'll be forced into searching the mortal worlds-to which is technically legal, but is also frowned upon...

"How goes the hunt?" Juno asks her as she goes through the files of new comers

"Irritating," she states, "he rejects every thought out and cared selected potential female I bring before him or show him pictures of," she tells her, "he keeps comparing them all to Mrs. B. Juice and no matter how many times I try to find someone as close to her in appearance as possible-he ALWAYS seeks out faults in the girl."

"Mm," Juno notes as she looks through the never ending nouns of work on her desk, "well, you managed to play with the rules, and get my grandson's to get his act together," she states to her, "I'm sure you can manage this-ms. Jack of all trades."

"I don't doubt I can," she assures Juno, "I'm just running outta options in the lady's department-gonna have to start looking amongst the livin if I ain't able ta find someone ere..."

"Try records of recorded royals," Juan tells her simply without looking up from her work

"I did-"

"And?"

"Half of them don't want to be bothered with him," she tells her, "half of the other ran when they saw me coming-probably tipped off by the larger half," she mutters, "and he rejected what was left."

"Maybe you should just give in," Juno tells her between puffs of smoke, "there're perks to being a Princess-"

"The only princess I'm interested in bein so of the state fair," Bay rebuttals, "n even then I ain't a princess-I'm a damn Queen."

"Doesn't the Deetz girl half a sister?"

"She's already been judged at St. Peter's gate n chose Heaven."

"Well," Juno sighs out, "limbo isn't for everyone..."

"Hm..."

"A girl from another universe then," Juno suggests, "with the infinite universes out there," she states, "there has to be one-"

"Do we have them all on record?"

"Of course," she states, "we use to just write them down, but we eventually couldn't keep up and made it so the book updates itself every time a new one appears."

"Where might I find it?"

"What?!" She snaps, "do I look like I know everything?! Or even have time to learn?!" She snaps as she jesters around her, "I'm an extremely busy, elder woman."

"Why don't retire and hand the company over to-"

"Donnie still has more ground over BJ," Juno sighs out, "and neither of them are ready to take over yet," she mutters, "plus I still haven't made up my mind on the matter."

"Let's see," Bay starts in thought, "I need ta find his highness a 'her highness,' reap at least three souls ASAP, pay the Juice family a visit, see my family n go through the new case-"

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