My Love; My Life: Slipping Through My Fingers

Neitherworld FILES VIII: Ghost w/the Most Jr

Setting: Neitherworld; Juice road house, Bay on a case worker visit...

"He maybe one of my case files BJ," Bay sighs in aggravation, "but e ain't my youngin," she snaps, "e's yers! Makin 'im Lyds n yers responsibility. If one of y'all ain't able ta watch em, then ave Emily watch 'im!"

"She has a point BJ," Lydia tells him

"Awe but baaabes," he whines, "he's just a kid, a chip off the ole block," he says as his abilities turn him into a wooded block & a piece chips off, "why he's-"

"He's makin it practically impossible fer me ta focus on any of my other jobs!" Bay scolds Beetlejuice, "I ave two court cases, three matchmaker appointments, another two cases to check on, n ave been avoidin his Royal dreariness fer a good while now n would like ta keep it that way!"

"Oh no," Lydia starts, "what's prince Vince want?"

"Ain't no gal can handle bein his Princess long enough ta get down the isle," she tells them with an annoyed look to her face, "they just ain't able ta handle how negative n miserable e is."

"Well if a positive effect does have an effect on Vince," Lydia starts, "why not try another negative," she suggests, "after all, two negatives make a positive."

"As true as that may be," Bay says as they sit at the dining room table drinking coffee, "where in all the neitherworld am I supposed ta find someone as miserable as his Royal highness?"

"Hm..." Beetlejuice starts, "it's no use babes, I'm wrackin my brain here," he tells her, "I can't think of ANYONE as miserable a Vince."

"I'm sure we can think of someone BJ," she replies

"MOM! DAD!" A voice calls, "BG'S ON THE NEWS AGAIN!"

"I thought you said you grounded him BJ," Lydia says through gritted teeth

"Well I um-" he starts nervously as he pulls at the collar of his shirt & beings to sweat, "ya see babes-"

"I don't wanna hear it Beetlejuice."

"MOM! DAD! BG DRAGGED CHUCKY INTO IT AGAIN!"

"Oh no," Lydia mutters

"Relax babes," Beetlejuice says like it's nothing, "I'm sure it's nothing."

"How in the hell is yer sons' bein on the neitherworld news 'Nothin' BJ?" Bay growls at him as she holds him with both hands by the shirt collar, "I ain't wanna ave ta explain another damages check ta the shocking' mall ta yer grandmother BJ!"

"And how exactly is our kids -your kids-being on the news a good thing BJ?" Lydia asks him with a glare

"..." BJ just looks between the two angry women with a nervous look

"BJ!"

"MOM! DAD!" Their daughter's voice comes yelling again, "BETTY'S LEVITATING TOYS TO HER CRIB AGAIN! I'M TRYING TO STOP IT, BUT IT'S TOO MANY AT ONCE FOR ME!"

"I'll go deal with the shock in' mall crisis," Bay sighs out in defeat, "y'all go help Emily take care of lil. Betty Boop."

Lydia & Beetlejuice nod in agreement before hurrying off to go help their oldest with their youngest while Bay snaps her finger to take herself to where the boys are. She arrives in a large sea of people; she scans the place with her eyes until she spots the neitherworld news camera crew, an annoyed glare sets to her face as she makes her way over there. The very moment the Jucie twins spot her storming her way towards them with smoke literally coming out of her ears, Charles face grows nervously & scared, while Betelgeuse crosses his arms & scowls...