Fanny: Well since you're here, why not take care of these rascals since I'm getting fed up with them whenever they try to burn the house down whether they try to kill each other or make out.
Lollipop: Jeez, were they *that* reckless?!
Fanny, after seeing the stove blow up because Pillow boiled the water: Yes.
Lollipop: Jesus
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
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