BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
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    BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]

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    SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

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    Everyone is going to hate me for this-

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    Pillow: Guys, I want to kiss Tree on the lips but he's too tall. What should I do?!
    
                          
    Liy, wanting to see it happen: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
    
                          
    Bottle, who didn't notice that Pillow said it: Tackle him!
    
                          
    Pen, who is a bisexual ass: Dump him.
    
                          
    Remote, similar to Liy's reason: Kick him in the shins.
    
                          
    Tree, who overheard most of the conversation: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean over-
    
                          
    Tree, realizing it was Pillow who started it:
    
                          
    Tree: wAIT-
    
                          
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    I await your hate comments
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