Tree: Hey, I just wanted to send a box of chocolates to the cutest member in Death P.A.C.T.
Pie: But Tree, the card on your box literally says "To the cutest member in Death P.A.C.T." So now everyone's arguing about who could that be.
Tree: Yeah, I'm not interested in anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Pie:
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes