Pillow: If you bite something and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Lollipop: What if it bites me and it dies?
Tree: It means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ mate, learn how to read
Teardrop, holding a sign: What if it bites itself and I die?
Naily: It's voodoo~
Price Tag: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Leafy: That's correlation, not causation
Clock: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gelatin: That's just kinky
Eggy: Oh my God-
YOU ARE READING
BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
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