Pillow, mumbling: You look so nice, I want to kiss you...
Tree: Excuse me, what was that?
Pillow, purely out of panic: I sAID IF YOu dIE, I WouLDN'T mISS YOU-
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OML I NEED TO STOP STEALING EVERYTHING-
YOU ARE READING
BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes