BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]

ah yes,, some NSFW textposts-

Lollipop: The "Kum and Go", or as I like to call it, the "Ejaculate and Evacuate"

Clock: Jizz and Jet

Saw: Shoot and Scoot

Loser: Blow your load and Hit the road

Flower: Bust ya nut and off ya strut

Fanny: P R A Y

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Pin: How do I ask a boy out?

Clock: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two~

Fanny: OH MY GOD NO!

Gelatin: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!

Fanny: S T A H P  I T

Liy: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream :)

Fanny:

Pin:

Gelatin:

Liy:

Clock: I feel like the last one is something what a serial killer would say.

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Tree: I can speak French between your legs~

Pillow: That is the hottest thing I've ever been told-

Stapy: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis

Marker: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Foldy, dying of laughter: tITTY CROISSANTS!

Fanny, referring to the trio: NONE OF YOU, SHOULD EVER BE HAVING SEX