English is weird

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Pie: Cough, Rough, Though, Through, why don't these words rhyme?

Pen: This has made me angry my entIRE LIFE!

Pillow: A rough coated dough-faced thoughtful ploughman, strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hicoughed

Liy: HOLY FUCK WHY?!

Tree: ENGLISH YOU'RE DRUNK, GO HOME.

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