Lollipop: If Pillow jumped off a cliff, would you as well?
Tree: *Stares into a distance with a blank expression*
Lollipop: Tree!
Tree: Well- er- I mean, it depends.
Lollipop: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Tree: Well, I wasn't planning on it.
Lollipop: But if Pillow did, you would?!
Tree: *Stares into the distance again*
Lollipop: tREE-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes