Liy, holding a platter with eight drinks: Hey guys, want some iced tea?
Liy: Unfortunately, I poisoned one of them and that was meant for Foldy, but she didn't die.
Pillow to her teammates: So... Wanna have an iced tea roulette?
Pie: Pillow, no.
Pillow: Aw..
Death P.A.C.T.:
Black Hole: Hold on a second-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes