Tree: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Pillow: Do you mean by figuratively or literally?
Tree: Honestly the fact that I have to specify...
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Tree: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Pillow: Killed without hesitation
Tree: no-
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Tree: So what do you do?
Pillow: I work in genetic research, and I'm trying to eliminate all Cancers
Tree: Wow, impressive!
Pillow: And then we'll move on to Leos
Tree:
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Pillow: Am I in trouble?
Tree: Take a guess
Pillow: No?
Tree: Take another guess
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Tree: Three words, say them, and I'm yours
Pillow: Three words
Tree:
YOU ARE READING
BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
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