BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
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    SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

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    Tree Harem Recipe

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    Me: So two cups of TrEn, one and three quarter cups of TreeTle, a cup of TrIy, another cup of TreeMote, and three spoonfuls of TreeHole.
    
                          
    Me: That should do it!
    
                          
    Pie: Uh, Lavender, you forgot one more ingredient..
    
                          
    Me, putting the mixture into the oven: Nope, that's all of them.
    
                          
    Pie: But-
    
                          
    Me: I s a i d that's all of them.
    
                          
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    I did this on purpose cuz it's a non-e-fucking-xistent ship in the first place-





    
                          
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    Alternate Ending:
    
                          
    Me: You know what, fuck it. A spoonful of TreeLow it is-
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