BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
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    SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

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    boobs

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    Pillow: You know girls can tell when you look at their boobs.
    
                          
    Pillow: I don't care how quickly you glance, one second is like 5 seconds in boob time.
    
                          
    Golf Ball: So, for relativistic boob time, where t is the observer and t' is the time measured at the boob...
    
                          
    Golf Ball: t=t'/sqrt [1-(v/c)^2]
    
                          
    Golf Ball: Solving to t=1, and t'=5, we get that the boob speed, v, is represented by...
    
                          
    Golf Ball: v=+/-(6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
    
                          
    Golf Ball: Boobs travel at 1.5 gigameters per second in the complex direction.
    
                          
    Pillow: what the fuck did you just do to my simple post?
    
                          
    Lollipop: Einstein would approve
    
                          
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