Pillow: So Tree just texted me.
Bottle: Ooh, what does it say?
Pillow: He said, "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."
Bottle:
Bottle, dead serious: If you're not going to marry him, I will.
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes