They're humans because yes
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Balloony: Hey Leafy
Leafy: What?
Balloony: If you don't have feet, is there a point to you wearing socks?
Leafy: No
Balloony: If you don't have hands, is there a point to you wearing gloves?
Leafy: Nope
Balloony: Then why do you wear a bra?
Leafy:
Balloony:
Two seconds later...
Balloony, running away from Leafy: LOLLIPOP, HELP ME-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes