Tree sent an attachment which read:
Pillow: I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except for sloth.
Tree: Today, Pillow texted me this and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was an "urgent message."
Lollipop: It was.
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes