Eggy: Hello, who's this? Cake changed all my contacts to mythical creatures as a dare.
Clock: What's mine?
Eggy: Dwarf
Clock: NO CAKE WHY, I'M NOT THAT SHORT
Eggy: Oh hi Clock!
Clock: SHIT-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
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