BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]

Hehe fanchildren go brr prequel-

MORE COMPILATIONS!!!-

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Stopwatch, being an innocent little boy: I wanna meet Santa Claus!

Clock, to The Losers!: Alright, who's gonna tell him?

Pin: Clock, no-

Eggy: Step aside, coward.

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Glowstick: Mom, why is Grossular crying in the corner?

Bracelety: Probably hasn't gotten someone to idolize with.

Headcanon: As of BFB 1, Bracelety and FJ are 15 (and basically, this is 7 years into the future-) (Also they're in a poly ship with Icy (17 by BFB 1) because someone started it so please don't kill me or I will discontinue this book-)

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Cotton: Mom, are you okay?

Pillow, having a mental breakdown on how Cotton is able to write at four while she can't after nearly a century has passed by: Of course, hon, why'd you ask?

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help I stayed up all night no joke