Tree: Hey, are you a painting?
Pillow: No! I'm a pillow.
Tree: Becau-
Fanny, interrupting them: Finish that fucking sentence, and you'll be hanging like that said painting.
Tree:
YOU ARE READING
BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes