BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]

I mean,, I ask myself about that, too

Pen, coming out of the bathroom: Ugh, I forgot to bring my watch today so I can't tell what time it is.

Pillow: It's okay. I got ya.

Pen: Wha-

Pillow: Ahem...

Pillow: If we're the chosen ones who were given limbs and faces to move around and talk, what about the inanimate ones that will be forever-

Tree, from another room: Pillow, stop questioning yourself at one thirty-two in the morning!

Pillow: It's 1:32 AM.

Pen:

Pen, internally: So that's why Pillow can't sleep-