Eggy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Clock: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Eggy: Absolutely not
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
HumorSEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
Tag yourself I'm Eggy
Eggy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Clock: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Eggy: Absolutely not