BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]

Shut up, you can't control who I ship-

Alternate Title: Me when Pietle-

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Pie, staring deadpan into Camera with Boom Mic nearby: And here, you can see the endangered Bottle in her natural habitat.

Bottle falls down the stairs, spilling her cereal everywhere. Don't worry, she's fine-

Pie: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

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Bottle, obliviously dances around the house with her headphones on:

Pie, who just came home from death preventing: *Has a smile on her face upon seeing her*

Pie:

Pie: *Proceeds to dance obliviously with her-*

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Pie casually walks around the playground when Bottle appeared from above, nearly hitting her

Pie: Bottle, what are you doing?

Bottle: Trying to kiss you?

Pie: You're gonna fall...

Bottle:

Bottle: Just kiss me, muffinhead. I'm getting light-headed over here-

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(Pic NOT MINE, btw-)