Weasley twins x y/n

Fred

another texting oneshot!

Fred
bubs your couch is uncomfortable

Y/N
Fred.. how you on my couch? you said you were at home sick

Fred
i was until i got bored and lonley

Y/N
i locked my doors?

Fred
y/n, baby, light of my life, darling, we're wizards and witches. theres an unlocking charm called Alohomora, did you miss that lesson?

Y/N
oh my god Freddie i have neighbors! they could've heard or seen you!

Fred
...

Y/N
please don't tell me they saw you..🤦🏻‍♀️

Fred
maybe..

Y/N
Fred what did you do

Fred
nothing!

Y/N
Fredrick!😡

Fred
i might have used obliviate..

Y/N
first off.. DUMBLEDORE WILL KILL YOU and second.. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Fred
ITS A JOKE! YOU LEFT YOUR DOORS UNLOCKED.

Y/N
FRED NEXT TIME BE A BIT MORE OBVIOUS

read 6:23pm

Y/N
Fred answer me.

Fred
you yelled at me🥺

Y/N
I'm sorry love but you really spooked me there. i'll be home in a bit, grabbing chicken noodle soup for your sick self.

Fred
don't be to long😢

Y/N
i love you❤️

Fred
i love you too darling.