Female Reader X Female Characters

S-...oh my god Sergeant Calhoun

I cannot believe I actually....oh my god. I ACTUALLY volunteered to write this...BYE 🏃🏾‍♂️
She's honestly a short haired Elsa.
Chile she requested you being Felix in the quicksand scene and I'm doing it...but you're like not three feet tall 👨🏽‍🦽.
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"If I don't get Ralph back to his game the same thing will happen-...oh fuck." The two of you screamed as the candy log you were walking on vanished, letting you free fall into a pit of Nesquilk Sand.

"Don't move, you'll just sink further."

"It's fine, I can hop out of here." You reassured, embarrassing yourself when your mutiple attempts of hoping out failed. "I'm hopless! This is hopeless, we're gonna die here!" You cried, squirming around and sinking deeper into the sand.

"Calm down! Y/N! Stop moving around! Fucking hell!" She yelled, moving her arm back to deliver a powerful punch in between your eyes. You didn't get a chance to cry in pain when the purple vines started laughing, stretching themselves down towards you.

"They're sadistic pieces of shit! Punch me again!"

"You're a nice girl-"

"I am a fully grown woman! Now punch me!" The woman huffed, giving in and slapping your face lightly. The vines whined, shooting back up to their original positions.

"Harder woman!"

"You realize how that sounds right?"

"Kinda sus you're thinking like that-fucking hell give a person a warning next time!" You groaned, pulling your golden hammer out of your ass and striking yourself with it. The vines laughed loudly, stretching down towards the two of you again. "Keep going!"

"You can fix yourself?"

"...I told you my life story..were you not paying attention?"

"No, no I was."

"Shut up and fist me!"

"That one was terrible. That was bad, oh god what the hell man."

"No fist my face! You're terrible, you're naughty-"

"Stop! Stop!"

"You stop thinking like that!"

"Stop saying shit like that!"

"I am an innocent human, I refuse to be accused of purposely saying provocative things like that!" The woman rolled her eyes, and punched you again. "Why are you so strong!"

"You were raised in a pussy game that's why!"

"I wish-"

"What!?"

"Punch me again!"
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"Stop staring at me like that!" You yelled, slapping the platinum haired woman.

"I wasn't fucking staring at you!"

"Yes you were! Like you wanted to skin me!"

"Skin you?"

"Walk ten feet away from me, that way I'll have some time to run when you try jumping me."

"I'm not gonna kill you!" She huffed, walking closer to you. You pulled your hammer out, pointing it at her threateningly.

"Don't come any closer you lesbian liquidator!"

"Doesn't that fix things?"

"Only when I want it to Ellen Degeneres!"

"That's offensive."

"You're trying to kill me!"

"Oh my god! I'm not trying to kill you!"

"That's what all murders say...unless they don't say that! Stay back! I'm not scared of you even if you're insanely tall and really muscular, and easy on the eyes!"

"Are you trying to flatter me to death?"

"..."

"..."

"Is it working?"

"I'll punch you."
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It's too fucking early for me to be serious rn
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Part two soon ig