mad scientist of Remnant (emphasis on mad)

we robbed a bank

BONDREWD POV

I slowly awoke and saw three blurry images in front of me. It was Cinder and little shits.

Bondrewd:g'day... why do you all look constipated-oh your angry

I stood up.

Cinder:what did you do?

Bondrewd:are referring to the arson or that bank robbery?

Emerald:you robbed a bank?

Bondrewd:indeed me and Neo...

FLASHBACK

Me and Neo walked into a bank.

Bondrewd:Neo your probably wondering how I pay for all my experiments and shenanigans well I'm going to show you

I pulled out my trusty vault thirteen canteen...no where did I put my AK-47? Oh there we go always in the last pocket of the jacket.

Bondrewd:THIS IS A ROBBERY EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! IF THIS BITCH MOVE SHOOT HIM IN THE EYE!!

I gave Neo another AK and she held up a sign.

Neo:Bondrewd why are we doing this again?

Bondrewd:NEXT WEEK WERE BAYING A ZEBRA!

I smashed the window and started grabbing bags of money.

Bondrewd:BESIDES WE GOT ABOUT HUNDRED AND FIFTY SECONDS UNTIL THE PIGS RESPOND TO THE SILENT ALRAM! AND CHECK THOSE BAGS FOR DIE PACKS!

She starts checking.

Bondrewd:WHO'S THE MANAGER HERE!?

The guy on floor raised his and then Neo shot him.

Bondrewd:THE FUCK NEO!?

She held up a sign and she had a blank face.

Neo:you said if he moved shoot him

Bondrewd:HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE! IT'S-IT'S BLOWN, THIS HOLE OPERATION IS BLOWN! YOU GET THE CAR ILL KILL EVERYONE ELSE!

FLASHBACK END

Mercury:how did you get away?

FLASHBACK

We were surrounded by cops all with guns to our heads. Neo held up a sign.

Neo:I told you we shouldn't of stopped at the orphanage

Bondrewd:don't worry Neo I know what to do in this situation

I grabbed a hat from one of the dead cops, picked up Neo and Michael Jacksoned our asses into an ally and up a wall.

FLASHBACK END

Mercury:bullshit!

Bondrewd:its true ask her

I pointed to Neo and she nodded.

Cinder:what did Salem tell you not to do?

I sighed.

Bondrewd:Michael Jackson my ass away

Cinder:and what did you do?

Bondrewd:Michael Jackson my ass away...wait your not my Mum! I should know I killed her...with a frying pan and a stick of butter. Dont ask what the butter was for Mercury

I stopped his question.

Bondrewd:why did you wake me?

Cinder pointed out the window at the floating Arena.

Bondrewd:oh... can't you just do it?

Cinder:your replacing Mercury

Mercury:what why!?

Cinder:because your acting is shit and we need to convince the crowd in the final

Bondrewd:what the fuck is happening?

She explained the entire plan to me supposedly again.

Bondrewd:got it take a dive against against my opponent then  Emerald will make it look like I attacked them with my tail and my opponent will punch my robotic tail and it will "break"

Cinder:yes just don't mess it up

Bondrewd:I'll be fine I once had to act my way out of Atlas...I pretended to be Watts and faked his death for him, I was fifteen when I did that

Cinder:come on our match is starting, Neo if you would

She used her semblance and I'm back to young me.

Bondrewd:alright let's beat the shit out of children!