BONDREWD POV
Bondrewd:let me get this straight...you boodie trapped your entire house in under three hours?
Kevin:yup
I was standing in front of a teb year old.
Bondrewd:what did you trap them with! They were sent to the hospital with 20 degree burns, a venomous spider bite and five broken ribs!
Kevin:I'm very clever
Bondrewd:and you have no Family right?
Kevin:as of this morning
Bondrewd:so your free game?
Kevin:what do you mean?
Bondrewd:answer the question before Batman shows-bloody fuck!
I was kicked into the garden.
Batman:he's mine you Scarcrow rip off!
Bondrewd:he wishes he was me!
Batman:Alfred call the-
Bondrewd:nope!
I jammed his comms.
Batman:why does everyone keep doing that!
I called Neo.
Bondrewd:Neo call the guy!
Neo:where are you!? You just dissapeard!
Bondrewd:call the guy!
Neo:who us the fucking guy!?
Bondrewd:get PN to tell you I'm fighting Batman
Neo:your what-!?
I hung up.
Bondrewd:he's mine you leather wearing fuck!
Batman:no he's mine! Robins assemble
The others showed up.
Nightwing:Bruce why are we doing this?
Batman:reasons get him!
Bondrewd:not so fast I know all your weaknesses! Dick!
I gave him a box.
Bondrewd:Merry Christmas
Nightwing:oh thank you
He opened it.
Nightwing:no...
Bondrewd:yes...a skip leg day pass! And since it's a gift your moral compass won't allow you to not use it!
Nightwing:nooooooo!
Bondrewd:Jason!
I pulled put a Crowbar.
Red hood:please no
I broke his knee caps.
Bondrewd:Tim!
I held his coffee maker in my hand.
Bondrewd:no coffee
I broke it.
Red Robin:fuck!
Bondrewd:and Damian!
Robin:unlike these pathetic fools I don't have such minor weaknesses I have been trained by the most skilled Assassins do you think you will-
I picked him up by the Cape with my tail and held him high up.
Robin:put me down! Put me down!
Bondrewd:your in time out young man! And don't try to cut the tail with the sword I guarantee you it will break...now Barbra Gorden!
Batgirl:oh no...
I held a price of metal.
Bondrewd:know what this is?
Batgirl:what?
Bondrewd:a magnet
I threw it away and she went flying.
Bondrewd:Cassandra Cain...were cool
She looked surprised.
Bondrewd:yeah we're I got a mute or formally mute wife you two would get along
Fist bumped her and she walked over to my side.
Bondrewd:and last but not least the man himself...Bruce
Batman:I know my Weaknesses you won't get away
Bondrewd:no you have one he's roughly 7 foot tall, built as shit and where's a luchadore mask
Batman:who-oh no
Bane:hello Bruce
He picked him up.
Batman:no,no,no not again-!*CRACK* FUUUCK!
He threw him away.
Bondrewd:thanks Bane
Bane:no problem Brother see you
Robin:can I get down now!?
Bondrewd:nah im taking you Cass and Kevin
I spider manned Kevin over here and picked up all three.
Bondrewd:Neo is gonna love you guys
(And that's the story of how Bondrewd faught Batman on Christmas. This was a take on "The Panda Redd" Batfamily skits he does really funny shit and I highly recommend if your a comic books nurd and if you want comment on his videos and tell him I did this thankyou and goodbye)
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FanfictionI mad Bondrewd have a British accent,shouts all the time and turns kids into Grimm...that's all I have to say I do not own RWBY or Made in Abyss
