Bondrewd vs Cat 1

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(This will be a recurring thing like the Michel Jackson thing)

BONDREWD POV

I was walking toward a large field that was on a letter I was given.

Bondrewd:now what?

The Cat jamp out from the grass onto me.

Bondrewd:GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!

I threw it off. It got on two legs and crackd it's knuckles.

Bondrewd:I've been training for this day cat!

I took my coat off.

Bondrewd:I have studied the ancient techniques of...Dragon Ball! I now know the kamehameha!

The cat spoke in hisses.

Bondrewd:so...it would appear you know the Final Flash...very well, I accept your challenge!

We got into position.

Bondrewd:KAAAAAAAMEEEEEE-!

He charged his attack in hisses.

Bondrewd:HAAAAAAMEEEEEE-!

The energy kept growing.

Bondrewd:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

We fired at the same time and began the greatest beam clash of all time!

Bondrewd:I WILL NOT LOSE TO A FUCKING CAT! HAAAAAA!

How is he this strong!? Where is this coming from!?

Bondrewd:NO! I STILL HAVE MORE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I started pushing him back.

Bondrewd:I LEARNED SOMTHING ELSE! KAIOKEN!

I got a boost and won. I fell to my knees.

Bondrewd:I did it! You hear me God!? I killed the cat-!

It jamp on me.

Bondrewd:FUCK!

I threw it in the air.

Bondrewd: KAMEHAMEHA!

I blasted it into space.

Bondrewd:dick

My scroll started ringing. It was Salem. I answerd.

Bondrewd:sup

Salem:where are you?

Bondrewd:in a field...I killed the cat

Salem:the one you faught in the meeting room

Bondrewd:yes...I wiped him the fuck out! With precision unknown to man!

She sighed.

Salem:just get back here now

She hung up and I walked home triumphant.

IN SPACE

The cat orbits the earth...it opens it's eyes.

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