(Hazbin Hotel) The Radio Demon and The Doe-Eyed Killer

Chapter 45: Morning Sickness-IS THE WORST!!!

Lilith's mind drifted out of those memories to the pleasant sound of her husband softly humming Gloria Regali.

She smiled and kissed his cheek. "Whatever happens we will protect our family. All of them..."

He smiled softly as he helped her back into bed. "Soooo I take it you're going to go to the Hotel to partake in all things "baby" related, with Josephine and the other ladies?"

"How'd you guess?"

He hiked his left thumb to point over his shoulder towards all the photo albums on the small table next to their cozy little daybed sofa.

"It's rather obvious with all the photo albums..."

Since their little Charlotte was born long before the invention of the camera, they had to commissioned their favorite painter (who has a highly detailed and photographic memory) to paint the moments of Charlie's childhood. He was highly regarded for his work. When cameras came into Hell, the Royal couple still kept their favorite painter in business, at least for the most important moments—not that he ever complained about that. They had still photographed all of the paintings they had of their little Charlie and put them all into their own photo albums.

It became apparent to Lucifer that Lilith was a little to "painting happy" when Charlie was little given the amount of photo albums! Lilith had all the photo albums stored in their own personal bookshelf within his private study.

"Do you really need to bring all of them?"

She smirked. "Yes! And you can take the boys out for a day on the town!"

"Excuse me, what? Lily, I'm the King I have duties, obligations...I can't just—!" She silenced him with her index finger to his lips.

"Do you really want to deal with the mayhem brought on by an economic collapse tomorrow?"

"Oh 🤬 No!"

"Then say that you're taking a mental health day to deal with the financial migraine that's going on within Greed. You're not fooling me honey. You've been so stressed out recently. You need a breather, to step away from all this madness and relax. Seriously Luci you can't honestly say that after spending 86 years of needing a shot of morphine before bed, and another shot to accompany your morning coffee, that you don't want a break from all that Hellish drama?"

He groaned and she sighed as she started gently massaging his scalp. Lucifer immediately melted under her touch and leaned into her side as he sighed heavily over the massage. "Ohhhh 🤬 yes left a bit...that's it...ohhh thank you honey I'm feeling very relaxed already."

"Luci you better not be thinking about going into work tomorrow."

"Lily you know I would literally kill for a break from all that drama!"

"Then just say that you need a day to think about what to do next, without, feeling like you're a 🤬 Ring Leader to a Seven Ring Circus of egotistical Idiots!"

Lucifer blinked over that curse from his wife and then sighed softly as he leaned his head on her shoulder and kissed her neck. "Huhhh you know Lily there are times when I certainly feel like I'm a Ring Leader to a Seven Ring Circus. Alright, I'll listen to your wise words and take the old mental health day."

She smiled softly and kissed him before sleeping within his arms.
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Earlier that night...back at the Hazbin Hotel.

"So what's all this I heard from Charlotte about a girl's day tomorrow?"

"Oh! The girls wanted to do a little get together and chat about the baby...it was your Mama's idea. Mimzy, Rosie, and even Lilith are planning on coming over. I'm so excited! I know you wanna keep me out of the public eye until the pandemonium of this economic collapse dies down..."