(Hazbin Hotel) The Radio Demon and The Doe-Eyed Killer

Chapter 149: The Healer and the creation of the Dinosaurs

Lunch was interesting to say the least with Cogsworth cooking primarily with Old English Recipes. It was still delicious though.

Charlie was writing everything down in a book Gabriel gave her between bites of her lunch. Gabriel returned to his seat with a distant gaze from staring out of a window into the palace garden. He sighed before leaning back to rest his eyes. Lucifer was mirroring him in his posture before Alfred handed him a coffee mug to drink from. Gabriel sniffed the air, opened his eyes and snapped his fingers. A mug of water appeared in his hands which he blessed and then poured the Heavenly instant coffee mix into the hot water before chugging it like Husker during a drinking competition.

Gabriel set the empty coffee mug down and sighed softly with a smile on his face before opening his right eye to side eye Lucifer. He pointed at him.

"Don't tell Zaz. This is my fourth cup of coffee and he's restricted me to only three cups..."

"Three?" Lucifer smirked. "He's going easy on you then. Pretty sure Grumpy Old Michi would've restricted it to just one cup of coffee."

"Yeah and he's a monster in angels clothing..."

Lucifer fell out of his chair from the laughter.

Meanwhile, Azrael was tossing an Eden Apple into the air and catching it in his hand as he lounged in the long hanging branches of a tree. He tossed it before ultimately biting into that Heaven Blessed fruit that was the only actual thing in Hell safe enough for him to eat besides the food pills...

"Huhhhh how am I going to tell them everything about this and not have it take two days to tell it all?"

One hour later...

Azrael lounged on his chair with his feet up on Lucifer's armrest. Lucifer scoffed and shoved his older brother's feet off. Azrael scoffed as well and sighed into a groan over the glare Gabriel gave him from behind Lucifer's shoulder. "Oh don't you go getting your angelic wings in a twist Gabe."

Gabriel grunted his displeasure and Azrael sighed heavily as he closed his eyes and recreated the double conjoined Light Orbs with Lucifer and Gabriel helping him.

The image in the smaller Orb showed God right after he showed little Lucifer and Gabriel his memories of Acheron's downfall.

The imagery was freaking adorable. Little Lucifer and Gabriel were clinging to their Father like a pair of koalas.

...Crying koalas...
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God chuckled softly as his two little koalas. They were crying for him and their siblings.

Azrael laughed. "Relax you little heathens it's obvious he's fine now."

"But...but..."

"They were so sad Zaz..."

Azrael smirked. "I think they should see the moment you created Raph. It'll be hilarious seeing him trying to give Raguel a therapy session while only at the ripe old age of five!"

Azrael laughed until his sides hurt.

A serene yet ticked off voice spoke from the doorway. "It's Raphael, not Raph. When will you ever get past those nicknames Azrael?"

"OH HOLY DINOSAURS!!!"

Azrael jumped into a standing position from the bed and his scythe automatically instantly reacted. The scythe slashed at the being leaning against the doorway, only for the being to duck and evade the blade as it embedded into the doorframe.