Baku Takes on Beacon

Preparaaaaaaation V4

(I wrote this one listening to the BAFA1 mixtape by Teejayx6 lmao)

It had been a few months at this point since teams RWBY and JNPR teamed up and reluctantly moved in with Baku and friends and the time to execute their plan was rapidly approaching. Training sessions had been odd, considering team .JPEG's style of combat (AKA saying one word and causing unexplainable events), but they were working and steadily the group of huntsman had been improving. Now, they were in the final phases of preparation, back in that large, open field where they often trained.

Tobi: Dawg why we gotta be out here? It is SWELTERING

Baku: No fuckin way thas a real word

Tobi: Look in the dictionary bruh

Tobi then preceeded to pull out a dictionary, which he had on him for some reason, and handed it to Baku.

Baku: Who tf is merriam and webster?

Lil Broomstick: They invented words, I think

Baku: They ain't shit

Tobi: I still don't know why we're out in this bitch ass heat

Finally, Tobi got an answer from the girl that orchestrated for them to train out here, Ruby.

Ruby: Becaaaause we have to train and we can't train inside! Weiss forbade it!

Weiss: (In the distance) I sure did!

Bank Bill: Some bull.

Baku: Y'all got us out here in the heat for some damn preparaaaaaaation?

Ruby: Yep!

Lil Broomstick: Damn you outta pocket

Baku: Boutta pass out from S W I M S T R O K E

Bank Bill: Heatstroke dumbass

Baku: What's that?

To help them beat the heat, the Rose reached into her pocket and pulled out four individual handfans before holding out to them.

Baku: Tf is that?

Ruby: It'll help cool you down, Blake made them!

Lil Broomstick: Idk who that is

Baku: Fuck Drake

Ruby: Nonono, not Drake-

Baku: He ain't drop SHIT since Views. Certified Lover Boy? That's Certified B U L L S H I T. And fuck Future and Young Thug too. Donda CLEAR of that trash

His mini-rant left Ruby silent, just blinking in mild confusion at his ramblings.

Ruby:....Annnnnnyways, you guys stay here and just....um.....practice your pronunciation, I guess? Whatever you need to do!

She told them before dashing off to join her team and JNPR to train.

Tobi: Bitch got us out here just talking

Baku: Could be doing this shit inside fr

Bank Bill: Fuck it, I'm going inside

Lil Broomstick: Yeah this ain't it

Baku: I'm boutta order some food

Unfortunately, before Team .JPEG could head back inside to escape this bullshit heat, Ruby called for them all to meet in the middle of the field to spar against each other, much to Baku and friends' dismay.

Lil Broomstick: Can't believe dis

Bank Bill: Some fucking BULL

Ruby: Okay, Yang, Baku! You guys are going at it again!

Yang: Ohohoho, hell yes!

Baku: Breh. This is the fourth time I fought this bitch. It's really about to be a sweep. Call that the Warriors 2018 NBA finals.

Yang: You won't be so lucky this time!

Baku: It ain't about luck dawg I just say shit

However Yang nor Ruby heeded his prophecy and, just like the three times before they fought, Baku repeated like Michael Jordan as the blonde bombshell charged at him, eyes ablaze.

Baku: Check out this P I R A T E B L A C K

The sheer power of his words sent Yang flying back into a tree, knocking her out cold and giving Baku the decisive victory. And that's how the rest of the fights between Team .JPEG and the rest went. They'd attack, Baku, Bank Bill, Broomstick, or Tobi would use their power, and they'd win, easy. Don't fuck with Baku and friends, that was an important lesson, one the Grimm Queen herself was soon about to learn.