Baku Takes on Beacon

I Was Never About That School Shit V2

After weeks of carrying out the plan, it was finally time for the final strike. With >95% of students transferring or dropping out due to the sharp incline of students dying and/or disappearing on missions and having the White Fang go and openly attack them on missions where they didn't face Baku and his team, they could finally do the final part: Kill Ozpin and Anyone Who Gets in the Way.

Baku: Bruh, I can't believe we have to come back to this lame ass school.

Tobi: We are literally gon be here for like five minutes.

Baku: Thas six minutes too long.

Bank Bill: Shut that shit up. Listen, if we deal with this situaaaation without complaining, we get it done faster.

Baku: Since when did yo ass become rational?

Bank Bill: Since Volume 2 started, bitch.

Baku and gang swept through the school, killing a few staff members. Most notably, Glynda GoodWitch, who got her ass banished to the PS2 Dimension. Finally, they made it to Ozpin's office. Unsurprisingly, he was surprised to see them.

Ozpin: Baku? Tobi? Other two? You've returned.

Baku: You bet your empty ass mug I've returned.

Ozpin got out a stack of papers.

Ozpin: Well, your dorms are still open. I just have to do this paperwork since you were filed as missing, but after that you'll be free to go.

Tobi: Nah, we ain't here for that.

Ozpin: Huh? What are you here for the-

Baku: Y E E T.

Just like that, the wizard had been banished to the shadow realm. One of many victims of Baku.

Baku: Aight, let's get outta here. I'm in the mood for a chicken B I S K I T.

Baku and his team left like nothing happened. However, as they walked through the courtyard, they bumped into Team RWBY.

Ruby: Oh hey, you're back!

Blake: Huh, that's odd. Not used to seeing students coming in. The majority of the students have left over the past couple of weeks.

Baku: Shieeet, we ain't staying. We just came here to kill the Ozpin mf.

The entire team just blinked.

Weiss: I'm sorry, what?

Yang: You can't be serious.

Baku: I don't joke around. I ain't a clown.

Ruby: You-you killed Ozpin?

Yang: You monsters.

Lil Broomstick: Ay, can you wrap this up? I just got Cars on the PSP. I been dying to play that hoe.

Weiss: How could you kill him? He ran one of the most prestigious huntsman academies on the face of Remnant!

Baku: Dawg, I was never about that school shit.

Yang's eyes fired up.

Baku: Someone come get this hoe.

Yang let out a war cry and charged at him.

Baku: Do I really have to do this twice? FOH 🅱️

Yang was sent into the wall of a section of dorms.

Baku: Bitch never learns. S. M. MF. H.