Baku: Got D A M. Wherever that bitch sent us ain't got a single restaurant.
Tobi: Dawg, we all know you just wanna fuck with food service.
Baku: Ok, and?
After a few hours of walking through a forest that was situated near the beach they landed on, they finally found civilization. However, as they walked through the town they noticed that all the people were faunus and kept staring at them.
Baku: Bruh who these mfs looking at?
Lil Broomstick: Yo, I think we on that one island thas only faunus, homie.
Baku: Shieet we on M I G R A I N E.
Suddenly, a dozen White Fang members stopped the four in their tracks.
WF Member 1: Halt you three!
Baku: Dawg, there's four of us.
WF Member 2: We are talking to the three human scum.
Lil Broomstick: Bruh, I'm literally a fucking m&m
WF Member 1: Silence, vermin!
They grabbed the three and dragged them off.
Tobi: Baku, help us bruh.
Baku: Nah, Imma go grab a bite. I'll get y'all later, tho.
Bank Bill: They probably gon kill us.
Baku: That sounds like a YOU problem.
Baku left in his pursuit to find a restaurant. Eventually, he settled on a club sandwich joint and walked in.
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Katz: Yea, whatdyu want?
Baku: Look, I need a LGBT, without the BLT.
Katz: Is that food?
Baku: Extra bread. No meat. No cheese.
Katz: No meat, no cheese. So you want the vegan sandwic-
Baku: V E G A N
Katz: Bruh, my ears.
Baku: If you serve me a sandwich that is V E G A N.
Katz: I don't get whatcha tryna order.
Baku: I swear y'all food service mfs always on sum shit.
Baku's phone rang.
Baku: Yea, what's good?
Tobi: Where the fuck is your dumbass?
Baku: Imma need you to shut that bullshit up. We don't need that negative energy.
Tobi: Bro, come bail our assets out.
Baku: I'm busy.
Tobi:...You fuckin with food service ain't you?
Baku: Shit you got spies.
Tobi: Listen, stop talking about boneless pizza or whatever, take your ass to the outskirts and you'll see a base. Since you technically a faunus, they'll listen to you so try to bail us out.
Katz: Sir, you're holding up the line-
Baku: Stfu. How did y'all get a phone in your jail cell anyways?
Tobi: Bill snuck it in through his shirt pocket.
Baku: His shirt pocket, are you fucking me?
Tobi: Nah these hoes kinda lacking. Now hurry up cause Broomstick is really tryna to throw hands.
Broomstick: In the background Y'all tryna lock up Grammy winner Yung Cash Register AKA Lil BROOMSTICK?
Baku: Aight, I'm on my way.
Baku hung and walked towards the exit.
Baku: Oh and before I leave. You food services ain't shit.
Baku made his way to the outskirts and easily located the White Fang Base, since it was the only thing in plain view for miles. Baku walked up to it and knocked on the door. A slot opened and a pair of eyes were visible.
White Fang Member: Who is it?
Baku: It's Shut Ya Damn Mout and Open the Mf Door.
surprisingly, he actually opened the door.
White Fang Member: What is your business?
Baku: Y'all locked up three of my homie's and Imma need you to release them.
White Fang Member: The three humans?
Baku: Ye.
White Fang Member: Sorry, but they trespassed on our island.
Baku: Either you let them go or we get to boxing.
White Fang Member: Leave.
Baku: Y E E T.
While it didn't banish him to the shadow realm, as that had been stripped away from him, it did do the blinding light which temporarily stunned the White Fang member. While he was stunned, Baku sneaked past him and found the jail cells. Tobi, Bank Bill, and Lil Broomstick were all stuffed into one even though the rest were empty.
Tobi: Damn, I half expected you not to show up.
Baku: How do I get y'all outta here?
Tobi: There's a key hanging next to you, dawg.
Conveniently, there was a key chain right next to the cell. Baku picked it up and began shuffling through the keys. After a minute, he found the right one and unlocked it.
Baku: Let's get out of here.
Baku and gang didn't really have a plan so they just ran through the base, avoiding any encounters with the White Fang. Amazingly, that worked.
Baku: Ok, now we gotta get off this bitch ass island.
