Baku Takes on Beacon

A Trash Ass Finale V4

The plan to take out Salem was well underway now. In fact, they were in the middle of fighting this very instant. The specifics were for Teams RWBY and JNPR to attack Cinder and the rest of the Queen of Grimm's underlings, while Baku and Friends went after Salem herself. The battle between the former was intense and action-packed. Bullets fired, weapons clashing, auras being lowered with each slash.

Ruby: C'mon guys, we can't let them beat us!

Even with the Rose's words of encouragement that she would continously say throughout the battle, Her underlings were beginning to get the better of the young heroes. Fortunately, they wouldn't need to fight much longer. All of the sudden, a door slammed open, and out stepped our four bullshitters. There sudden entrance caused both parties to cease their fighting for a moment, staring at them.

Baku: Ight we handled BIDNESS. Y'all can go home now

Lil Broomstick: That was kinda anti-climatic homie

Baku (à la Lil Uzi Vert): It do not matter

Ruby: Yay! Good job, you guys!

However, Salem's underlings (not anymore) just found themselves confused, exchanging looks amongst each other.

Cinder: Wait, what do you mean you 'handled business'?

Baku: I ain't say that

Lil Broomstick: I think you did vro

Baku: Nah I said BIDNESS

Tobi: Stop this tomfoolery bruh

Baku: Tomfoolery?

Tobi: I'm tryna go back to Popeye's can we just wrap this shit up

Cinder: We're not finished here until you tell me what you've done

Baku: Bruh

Bank Bill: Do we really gotta spell it our for you? We KILLED that bitch idiot

Baku: Room temperature IQ fr. Talkin calcium

Tobi: Celsius.

Baku: Idk who that is

Understandably, the now former underlings were in shock, even disbelief, hearing their Queen had been killed just like that.

Cinder: W-What? How did you.....

Baku: Shit was easy that cracked up cretin was bout weak as shit

Lil Broomstick: Fr my mans just said one word and she evaporated or somethin

Tobi: Disintegrated.

Lil Broomstick: Same thing brah

Tobi: No its not dumbass

Baku: Sooooo basically y'all can dip. We done here. Unless yall wanna get fucked up too

A silent exchange of looks between the antagonists then followed before Cinder spoke back up.

Cinder: I-I don't believe you.

Her tone and expression betrayed her.

Baku: Breh

Bank Bill: Look idc if you believe him, me or baby fuckin Jesus, we are done here. I'm going back to stacking bread and embezzling out the bank

Baku: Boy a thief

Lil Broomstick: Slide me some homie

Baku: Broke ass bitch

Bank Bill: Get your own wave pussy

Tobi: Are we done here? I got a lottery ticket to cash in, think I won this bitch

Baku: Mf tryna come up off scratch-off tickets

Tobi: I can't hear you over all this bread Im bouta make

Baku: You could have all the money in the world I still wouldn't wanna be you

Bank Bill: Ight Imma just assume this shit done wit and go back to the bank

Tobi: Yeah fuck it Im going back to Popeye's

Bank Bill: We beat the main fuckin villain and yo bitch ass STILL finna be on that HIGH SCHOOL SHIT

Tobi: Your life is meaningless buddy your destiny is plain

Lil Broomstick: Damn

Baku: Oh my god it is never that serious

Lil Broomstick: Imma get back to my rap career I kinda fell off ngl

Baku: Fell off? You were never ON in the first place

Lil Broomstick: Ight bruh

Baku: Now that this shit over with imma go grab me a pizza. Boneless.

Leaving a celebrating group of young heroes and a devastated/still shocked group of villains, the four .JPEGs set off to return to their old lives. Despite having not only changed their everyday lives, but literally the entire world, things would go back to normal for Baku, Bill, Broomstick, and Tobi. They would continue doing what they were born to do.

Bullshit for eternity.

(There it is the end to Baku Takes on Beacon. Sorry it's anticlimactic, but something tells me you probably didn't expect anything more. Seriously tho, thank you for the support on this story, appreciate it fr ❤️)

(P.S. More Baku will be coming in the future 👀)